"Talk louder; I can't see you!"

Hindsite might be 20/20 (and in this case, spelled wrong), but Frankly* I don't see the problem here. SNL spoofed a goof of a Governor and a blind spokesman says SNL is wrong to do so ("National Federation of the Blind spokesman Chris Danielsen said the portrayal suggesting Paterson as befuddled and disoriented because of his blindness is "absolutely wrong."") thus proving the point of humor, that this comic skit was ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. SNL isn't "saying" that the Gov is a boob BECAUSE he is disabled, but that he is just a boob - an outstanding boob, and he really needs to be careful where he stands on the issues, less he trip up.

I got my eye on you, Chris Danielsen, ooh you....why I should....well, at least my good eye...Watch it!

And, SNL, keep up the good work - you have really opened my eye on this and many other royal subjects. LONG LIVE KING VA-GOYA-BITCH!


*Frankly: here capitalized as an endearing deference to Him, Al Franken.

VAGINA PUNCH !

Punch-in with your comments on "the Vagina Punch"!

Yeah, the writer's strike is OVER !!

From the Bill Maher Show, las Friday:

"“Dear Suzy,” in summer camp....“Summer camp sucks. I’m stuck in a cabin with 72 virgins. It’s like a Ground Zero for boredom here.

Thank God for my iPod, I have all my “fave” bands in there: Anthrax, Biohazard, Poison, Slayer, Megadeth, Suicidal Tendencies. And some girl stole my bottle of Explosive brand hair gel. And when I find out who – what was missing, I blew up. ...Someone said I look like ‘Ugly Betty’, which sucks because I hate America

Ferrera.

Well, I need some toiletries, so I’m gonna hit Target before I crash....See you in the next life.”"

Oops, I hope this doesn't get the internet in trouble.

United Hollywood - 'What's with the "Layin' Low"?'

Well, I'll tell ya why I haven't been writing much. Because, I too, am "on strike" with my brothers and sisters of solidarity!

And why not? WGA members and supporters are bloggin' on BLOGSPOT, too!

OK. I don't get paid to write in this blog, but who cares? Maybe I'll add some Adsense to this tripe later.

I have two friends that are IATSE, and they are just sitting around. Me, too.

I am a member of 10-208 and I am behind you all the way.

The editors of W.IN.E are spelling-bee chumps !

The Women's Entertainment 'zine out of Chi-town [Henley & Ass. Entertainment, Inc.] is fooling us all - men & women - with their idiotic misspellings and constant misrepresentations embarrassing everyone that comes under their path.

Either that, or just get whomever is proof-reading your zine AND website (just a boiler-plate of the zine, word-for-word) a different job - because they SUCK HARD at proofing! Oh, wait. My staff informs me that the Editor is also the Publisher. OK.

And the current issue? Pa-Lease, which ONE of the four women on the cover have ANYTHING to do with Chicago? OK, you have to forgive our "staff" here at P:C?, because as the zine proves, it is only distributed in Chicago, so ANYONE with a BRAIN would assume that the zine is for CHICAGO women of Talent - but, this is never explained. Just what is your "vision" Ms. H.? We really don't get it, and never will - unless you "...esplain, Lucy!".

She calls her typically 11-page "tome" a "Mega-Magazine"; moron. Sorry, I mean Cutie-Pie BooBoo. She page numbers the back cover! It's a FULL-PAGE ADVERTISEMENT! You do NOT number full-page ads - not ever.

And as far as content goes, Kimora does not go by "Kimora Lee", she goes by KIMORA or KIMORA LEE SIMMONS or KLS. You would know that if you bothered to watch her show or glance at her website or actually ask her in an interview that you conducted yourself!

JOSS! Nice bird, that! But, you just have to luv those Brits trying to COP the Motown sound - without even asking any of the old townees to be in on the sessions! The drummer on the L.O.V.E. track is a BRITISH-born studio cat, and mostly a bass player (you can definitely hear that in his playing!)

Valeisha Butterfield - there is NO WAY you have permission to use that promo shot of her that was obviously lifted from imdb.com ! The WINE zine talks about this group of WINErs getting together to form an ad hoc union of sorts, in order to sort out or "ween" us all from RAPs evil lyrics - except that Ms. B was supposed to marry RAPPER The Game back in March of this year (007), I really don't see a conflict of interest unless of course The Game ain't all that , because if he was, he would certainly have to have lyric content extolling the Stole, the Bling, the Bitches & Hos, and Goin' to the Club.

Ya, "The Game"'s got lyrics and titles that really elevate the mind of all humans, like: Walk Wit Me, Real N****s Stand Up (our staff assures me that N****s really means NiggAs - this, I did not know, because I guess I mis-counted the ASS-TERICKS, it's OK if you say NiggA, if yer white and yer wit black folk, and if a wiggA wannA live), That's Presidents, It Gets Thicker (prolly talkin' 'bout his dick). Yep - really fuckin' elevatin', mutha fuckaz!

Holy FUCK-all. Nice bottle of WINE you got there!

What a load of crap.

Well, we at least are giving them some "pub" and net-cred; HEY, I am actually linking back to their site - so you can at least examine the spelling eros we caught!

China is a plate

China is a plate. I eat most of my food off of plates! I eat fine food off my fine china. At least, saying this, I am identifying china as a state of mind; in a plate state.

For for thought?

Well, Tibet can be said to be a state of mind. Now there I go, trying to seperate Tibet from it's china.

China is a plate, and Tibet is a state - or, at least it should be.

Who cares, China will forget all about Tibet after an hour anyway. Food for thought.

William, you Ass hole...

OK, so I paraphrased Mamet, but who wouldn't when confronted with this bull shit?
Microsoft's latest (Today's date: October 9th, 2007 Tuesday - Black Tuesday, they call it): Microsoft's latest update included IE7 "Security" update, this time installing into the IE7 core - a KEY LOGGER.

Fuck you, William, and the Trojan Horse you rode in on!

ASS hole.