Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Seeing Red

I am so not happy.
I am seeing red, White, blue...

I need to save
I need to save my interest, if it wasn't so high (if I wasn't so "high")
If I could just blow my own rate, my interest would rise?

I need to save
I need to save myself, but
Before I can save myself
I am going to have to save the whales.
Or save for a rainy day

I still need to save
perhaps I'll save the whales for a rainy day,
God...knows that Whales is worth saving (or at least worthy of some recognition)
I'll save Whales...no, I'll hide Whales.

Meanwhile, I was home looking for...
MAN: looking for something - to self "Where did I put that thing. (pause) I know I left it here. (pause) Godammit!. " to Honey "HONEY, HAVE YOU SEEN INDONESIA. I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE. I JUST DON'T SEE IT." to audience
"Indonesia eluded me."

HONEY: walking in "Have you checked under the carpet? I may have swept it under there - right with that other land mass or whatever it was..."

MAN: "OK, I THINK I SEE IT - WAIT- WAIT - NO. THAT'S JUST FRANCE."

HONEY: "Stop shouting, I'm right here."

I've saved enough, I think. Although Indonesia has eluded, my saving is conluded.

Monday, January 1, 2007

Limping Midgets, Batman!

I am here, just trying to kick-off the Limping Midget Project.