From the Bill Maher Show, las Friday:
"“Dear Suzy,” in summer camp....“Summer camp sucks. I’m stuck in a cabin with 72 virgins. It’s like a Ground Zero for boredom here.
Thank God for my iPod, I have all my “fave” bands in there: Anthrax, Biohazard, Poison, Slayer, Megadeth, Suicidal Tendencies. And some girl stole my bottle of Explosive brand hair gel. And when I find out who – what was missing, I blew up. ...Someone said I look like ‘Ugly Betty’, which sucks because I hate America
Ferrera.
Well, I need some toiletries, so I’m gonna hit Target before I crash....See you in the next life.”"
Oops, I hope this doesn't get the internet in trouble.
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