The editors of W.IN.E are spelling-bee chumps !

The Women's Entertainment 'zine out of Chi-town [Henley & Ass. Entertainment, Inc.] is fooling us all - men & women - with their idiotic misspellings and constant misrepresentations embarrassing everyone that comes under their path.

Either that, or just get whomever is proof-reading your zine AND website (just a boiler-plate of the zine, word-for-word) a different job - because they SUCK HARD at proofing! Oh, wait. My staff informs me that the Editor is also the Publisher. OK.

And the current issue? Pa-Lease, which ONE of the four women on the cover have ANYTHING to do with Chicago? OK, you have to forgive our "staff" here at P:C?, because as the zine proves, it is only distributed in Chicago, so ANYONE with a BRAIN would assume that the zine is for CHICAGO women of Talent - but, this is never explained. Just what is your "vision" Ms. H.? We really don't get it, and never will - unless you "...esplain, Lucy!".

She calls her typically 11-page "tome" a "Mega-Magazine"; moron. Sorry, I mean Cutie-Pie BooBoo. She page numbers the back cover! It's a FULL-PAGE ADVERTISEMENT! You do NOT number full-page ads - not ever.

And as far as content goes, Kimora does not go by "Kimora Lee", she goes by KIMORA or KIMORA LEE SIMMONS or KLS. You would know that if you bothered to watch her show or glance at her website or actually ask her in an interview that you conducted yourself!

JOSS! Nice bird, that! But, you just have to luv those Brits trying to COP the Motown sound - without even asking any of the old townees to be in on the sessions! The drummer on the L.O.V.E. track is a BRITISH-born studio cat, and mostly a bass player (you can definitely hear that in his playing!)

Valeisha Butterfield - there is NO WAY you have permission to use that promo shot of her that was obviously lifted from imdb.com ! The WINE zine talks about this group of WINErs getting together to form an ad hoc union of sorts, in order to sort out or "ween" us all from RAPs evil lyrics - except that Ms. B was supposed to marry RAPPER The Game back in March of this year (007), I really don't see a conflict of interest unless of course The Game ain't all that , because if he was, he would certainly have to have lyric content extolling the Stole, the Bling, the Bitches & Hos, and Goin' to the Club.

Ya, "The Game"'s got lyrics and titles that really elevate the mind of all humans, like: Walk Wit Me, Real N****s Stand Up (our staff assures me that N****s really means NiggAs - this, I did not know, because I guess I mis-counted the ASS-TERICKS, it's OK if you say NiggA, if yer white and yer wit black folk, and if a wiggA wannA live), That's Presidents, It Gets Thicker (prolly talkin' 'bout his dick). Yep - really fuckin' elevatin', mutha fuckaz!

Holy FUCK-all. Nice bottle of WINE you got there!

What a load of crap.

Well, we at least are giving them some "pub" and net-cred; HEY, I am actually linking back to their site - so you can at least examine the spelling eros we caught!

China is a plate

China is a plate. I eat most of my food off of plates! I eat fine food off my fine china. At least, saying this, I am identifying china as a state of mind; in a plate state.

For for thought?

Well, Tibet can be said to be a state of mind. Now there I go, trying to seperate Tibet from it's china.

China is a plate, and Tibet is a state - or, at least it should be.

Who cares, China will forget all about Tibet after an hour anyway. Food for thought.

William, you Ass hole...

OK, so I paraphrased Mamet, but who wouldn't when confronted with this bull shit?
Microsoft's latest (Today's date: October 9th, 2007 Tuesday - Black Tuesday, they call it): Microsoft's latest update included IE7 "Security" update, this time installing into the IE7 core - a KEY LOGGER.

Fuck you, William, and the Trojan Horse you rode in on!

ASS hole.

Flag your enthusiasm.

The American Flag, when flown on US owned or operated land, flies highest above all other flags.

Come on, people, read the code. It's not that difficult. Unless you don't read English - then that is a problem.

And, I will learn to speak Mexican when someone pays for my copy of Rosetta Stone Software. But, that is only fair as Mexicans can learn English on my tax dime.

And, speaking of iFilm (More-ons), please. Just die.
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2797515

Glen Beck? You go girlie-man! Then, again , Mr. Beck did prove that he could at least guest star - if not consult for - NBC's The Office...and this iFilm catch really is the ONLY time they have found actual EVIDENCE of gaf. On the other hand, even after Mr. Beck's uncomfortable moment (he's no Robin Williams), his sexy hottie guest was able to recover - and perhaps her total silence was all that was needed to put Glen in check. No apology needed. That would be too PC for this blog anyway!

WalFart: The High Cost of Low Price

Executives at WalFart:

WARNING - THIS IS THE START OF YOUR VERY OWN EXECUTIVE VIRTUAL SWEAT SHOP.

Get it? No? Read on....

According to reports that I have seen, very soon all of your accounting systems will not only be audited*, but will be locked out from hour-shifting.

Also, I have seen reports that verify that all illegal aliens used at WalFart will no longer be made available for work at WalFart stores. This, as far as I can tell, is effective immediately.

Of course, these reports are confidential and will have to remain so. I was not allowed to keep nor make copies of the reports. The team will start its research in Illinois.

"Good luck", WalFart. And, Good Bye.

Morons. Think Belmont, assholes.

Links to STOP WalMart

wakeupwalmart

Stop Wal-Mart Sweatshops Globally

oops! You've been fuckin' up WalMart. Maybe WalMart should be split in to two companies, one called Wal, and the other called Mart.

Face it = you are done.



WALMART EXECUTIVES, DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?



*auditing will not necessarily be conducted by actual government officials; remember the old IT saying? "We read your email".

Also, all corporate flights will now be monitored daily by FAA.