The editors of W.IN.E are spelling-bee chumps !

The Women's Entertainment 'zine out of Chi-town [Henley & Ass. Entertainment, Inc.] is fooling us all - men & women - with their idiotic misspellings and constant misrepresentations embarrassing everyone that comes under their path.

Either that, or just get whomever is proof-reading your zine AND website (just a boiler-plate of the zine, word-for-word) a different job - because they SUCK HARD at proofing! Oh, wait. My staff informs me that the Editor is also the Publisher. OK.

And the current issue? Pa-Lease, which ONE of the four women on the cover have ANYTHING to do with Chicago? OK, you have to forgive our "staff" here at P:C?, because as the zine proves, it is only distributed in Chicago, so ANYONE with a BRAIN would assume that the zine is for CHICAGO women of Talent - but, this is never explained. Just what is your "vision" Ms. H.? We really don't get it, and never will - unless you "...esplain, Lucy!".

She calls her typically 11-page "tome" a "Mega-Magazine"; moron. Sorry, I mean Cutie-Pie BooBoo. She page numbers the back cover! It's a FULL-PAGE ADVERTISEMENT! You do NOT number full-page ads - not ever.

And as far as content goes, Kimora does not go by "Kimora Lee", she goes by KIMORA or KIMORA LEE SIMMONS or KLS. You would know that if you bothered to watch her show or glance at her website or actually ask her in an interview that you conducted yourself!

JOSS! Nice bird, that! But, you just have to luv those Brits trying to COP the Motown sound - without even asking any of the old townees to be in on the sessions! The drummer on the L.O.V.E. track is a BRITISH-born studio cat, and mostly a bass player (you can definitely hear that in his playing!)

Valeisha Butterfield - there is NO WAY you have permission to use that promo shot of her that was obviously lifted from imdb.com ! The WINE zine talks about this group of WINErs getting together to form an ad hoc union of sorts, in order to sort out or "ween" us all from RAPs evil lyrics - except that Ms. B was supposed to marry RAPPER The Game back in March of this year (007), I really don't see a conflict of interest unless of course The Game ain't all that , because if he was, he would certainly have to have lyric content extolling the Stole, the Bling, the Bitches & Hos, and Goin' to the Club.

Ya, "The Game"'s got lyrics and titles that really elevate the mind of all humans, like: Walk Wit Me, Real N****s Stand Up (our staff assures me that N****s really means NiggAs - this, I did not know, because I guess I mis-counted the ASS-TERICKS, it's OK if you say NiggA, if yer white and yer wit black folk, and if a wiggA wannA live), That's Presidents, It Gets Thicker (prolly talkin' 'bout his dick). Yep - really fuckin' elevatin', mutha fuckaz!

Holy FUCK-all. Nice bottle of WINE you got there!

What a load of crap.

Well, we at least are giving them some "pub" and net-cred; HEY, I am actually linking back to their site - so you can at least examine the spelling eros we caught!